Gift ShopHOLIDAYBK -- The Twelve Terrors of ChristmasThe Twelve Terrors of Christmas by John Updike.Drawings by Edward Gorey. Edward Gorey’s off-kilter depictions of Yuletide mayhem and John Updike’s wryly jaundiced text examine a dozen Christmas traditions with a decidedly wheezy ho-ho-ho. Santa: The Man Loose-fitting nylon beard, fake optical twinkle, cheap red suit, funny rummy smell when you sit on his lap. If he’s such a big shot, why is he drawing unemployment for eleven months of the year? Something scary and off-key about him, like one of those Stephen King clowns . . . This long out-of-print classic is the perfect stocking-stuffer for any bah humbug.
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